- Do you speak english? - Yes, I speak English!
- Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex? - Three to five times a week.
- No, no…I mean male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn´t that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear! - No, no! Deer run too fast…